Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan 1982

  Rewatched 18 Nov 2023

  Small point of order but somehow Kirk manages to read all of A Tale of Two Cities while all this stuff is going down.

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  Laid-Back Camp the Movie 2022

  Watched 29 Aug 2023

  Not to be over dramatic but I am more fatigued from watching this than when I watched the human condition this is the longest movie of all time.

Popular reviews

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  The Birds 1963

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 Nov 2018

  Humans: *are horny*
  Birds of the Earth: Okay you know what, fuck this, they’re done

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  Uncut Gems 2019

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 12 Feb 2020 20

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  To die is to witness the end of the world. What is a bullet if not a meteor, rocketing into your orbit and shattering the hard bone that protects your universe from collapse. How does it feel to be shot in the brain? Do you disappear all at once, like an ice cube dropped into boiling water? Or do you slowly feel yourself shed your identity piece by piece? Is there a split second where all of a sudden you…