i have a degree in film but can’t even write a review longer than a sentence so enjoy x

Favorite films

  • The Fall
  • A Little Princess
  • What We Do in the Shadows
  • Labyrinth

Recent activity

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse


  • The Little Mermaid


  • Confess, Fletch


  • Raiders of the Lost Ark


Recent reviews

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse


    This is not a professional review: 

    Why can Oscar Isaac make any character sexy tho??

  • Fast X

    Fast X


    The director said ‘take five’ and Jason Momoa heard ‘change lives’ and just went with it.

Popular reviews

  • American Assassin

    American Assassin


    Nothing special but Dylan O'Brien could watch paint dry and I'd still think it was a cinematic masterpiece.

  • Hacksaw Ridge

    Hacksaw Ridge


    I mean I'd heard that this was incredible but I didn't think it would be THAT incredible! From start to finish i was hooked on this story and went through every emotion watching. The second half has some of the best war scenes I've ever watched and portrays war with the highest levels of intensity, brutality and fear. I was terrified watching these scenes of fire and blood, crying at Desmound Dos' commitment to his fellow soliders and to his…