• Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★½

    This is not a professional review: 

    Why can Oscar Isaac make any character sexy tho??

  • Fast X

    Fast X

    ★★½

    The director said ‘take five’ and Jason Momoa heard ‘change lives’ and just went with it.

  • Vengeance

    Vengeance

    ★★★

    This would have got 3.5 stars if it wasn’t for the John Mayer jump scare

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    ★★★★

    Emotionally I am not okay rn

  • Ghosted

    Ghosted

    ★★

    Only good for the cameos

  • Kung Fu Hustle

    Kung Fu Hustle

    ★★★★

    I have not witnessed true cinema until this night.

  • Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

    Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

    ★★★½

    Chris Pine should legally have to sing in all his movies.

  • Scream VI

    Scream VI

    ★★★★

    Nah I’m living for the Ready or Not call back at the start

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train

    ★★★½

    Still a heckin good ride

  • Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

    Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

    ★★★

    I had a fun time so idk what y’all are complaining about

  • Babylon

    Babylon

    ★★★★

    To the person who was on their phone for half the movie I hope both sides of your pillow are warm and you have a shit day

  • National Treasure: Book of Secrets

    National Treasure: Book of Secrets

    ★★★½

    The scene in Buckingham Palace should have secured Nic Cage an Oscar. There I said it.