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  • Jurassic Park
  • Planet of the Apes
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Aliens

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  • Minions: The Rise of Gru

  • Nope

    ★★★★★

  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    ★★★

  • Prehistoric Beast

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  • Minions: The Rise of Gru

    Minions: The Rise of Gru

    there’s a minion cover of you can’t always get what you want

    movie of the year

  • Nope

    Nope

    ★★★★★

    JORDAN PEELE I MISSED YOUUUUU

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  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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    fuck peacemaker 👈

    Feb 28th Update: I'm crying because Chris, John and Harcourt of all people are literally my family now! Stream Peacemaker on HBOMax and Crave!

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★★

    The music playing during the end credits as I type this is literally sending me to God.