Favorite films

  • Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
  • Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
  • Little Shop of Horrors
  • Joe Versus the Volcano

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  • The Running Man


  • Starship Troopers


  • Total Recall


Pinned reviews

  • Night on Earth

    Night on Earth


    I kind of wrote about this in my review for In the Mouth of Madness, but there are certain movies that bring back memories of renting movies from Blockbuster or the local video store. This is one of those movies.

    Years ago I took a few film classes at my college and in one of the classes we watched a couple Jim Jarmusch movies. I know one of them was Down by Law. I believe the other was Stranger than…

  • In the Mouth of Madness

    In the Mouth of Madness


    You know what? It is a good time to be alive for movie fans. Online Streaming can bring almost any movie wish to see directly into your living room. Never before have movie fans had such easy access to so many films.

    I have to say, I do sometimes miss video rental stores though. Whether it be a Blockbuster Video or a local Mom and Pop shop, there was something about walking through those shelves and discovering some movie you…

Recent reviews

  • M3GAN



    I mean, I am a total sucker for the whole "smart technology run amok" thing, so of course I was going to dig this.

  • RoboCop: The Future of Law Enforcement

    RoboCop: The Future of Law Enforcement


    Decided to watch the pilot episode of the series after watching all three movies yesterday. It wasn't as bad as I expected it to be. For a TV show based on an R-rated movie it works pretty well. The violence is obviously taken down a few notches and the whole tone of the show seems to be lighter in general, but it manages to mostly work. I enjoyed it, I may watch my way through the whole series. There is…

Popular reviews

  • A Knight's Tale

    A Knight's Tale


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Fuck it. I unashamedly love everything about this movie.

    I get really choked up during the scene where he is found out and everyone wants him to run but he refuses to do so.

    Then when he is in the stocks and his friends come to protect him. "God love you, William. So do I."

    And then when he gets Knighted.

    And then when his father comes to the tournament and Chaucer announces him as "the son of John Thatcher... sir WILLIAM THATCHER!"

    "You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting."

  • Fools Rush In

    Fools Rush In


    Look, if Salma Hayek asks you to quit your job and move to Nevada, you quit your job and you move to Nevada.