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Wish 2023

★★ Watched 18 Nov 2023 8

Disney in the studio like: yeah this is aggressively bland and uninspired, drop it
Thanksgiving 2023

★★★★ Watched 16 Nov 2023 9

RIP to the victims 🙏
*air horn sound*

A Better Tomorrow 1986

★★★½ Watched 02 Dec 2023 1

The way he lights a cigarette, wields dual pistols, rocks a black trench coat: very few people have ever looked cooler than Chow Yun-fat
May December 2023

★★★★½ Watched 01 Dec 2023

“Am I pretending that I'm experiencing pleasure…or am I pretending that I’m not?”
It’s nice to be reminded that Natalie Portman is one of our best actors. That one kid who jumps and touches the ceiling to try and impress her killed me.

Elvis 2022

★★★ Watched 23 Jun 2022 24

I always said an Elvis biopic wouldn’t be complete without a Doja Cat needle drop
The Black Phone 2021

★★★ Watched 15 Jun 2022 38

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

If The Grabber had kidnapped Gwen instead the movie would have been over in like five minutes, she would absolutely demolish him with zero help