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  • A Nightmare on Elm Street

    A Nightmare on Elm Street


    Maybe the scariest slasher because of how it takes the idea of something like Halloween one step further; evil can get you not just in the safety of your own home, but in your mind too. It’s also filled to the brim with imaginative set pieces and memorable images, Craven was really firing on all cylinders here. I’ve always been more partial to Friday the 13th or the aforementioned Halloween but this is a stone-cold classic, no doubt about it.

  • Hubie Halloween

    Hubie Halloween


    I feel more dread going into an Adam Sandler comedy than any horror movie. I actually laughed more than expected though and Maya Rudolph shows up so it could be worse I guess. The best character is a thermos.

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  • The Mortuary Collection

    The Mortuary Collection


    Wasn’t too crazy about this visually, though the production design was nice. The stories are the main attraction though and they’re all solid, and sufficiently gory. The effects work shines here too, there’s one nasty bit involving a TV that really put a smile on my face.

  • The Witches

    The Witches


    On the one hand, this is pretty average and the visual effects aren’t great. On the other, Anne Hathaway is having the time of her life in a scarily committed performance and Stanley Tucci fights a rat. Octavia Spencer is reliably great of course.

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  • Raging Bull

    Raging Bull


    I thought LaMotta was gonna unzip his pants at the end and pull out a giant fake cock.

  • Rocky IV

    Rocky IV


    I will forever be impressed that a 90 minute movie was able to fit in 3 montages and a full-length performance of Living in America by James Brown.