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  • The Burnt Orange Heresy

    The Burnt Orange Heresy


    All I could hear the whole time was Ralph Wiggum saying, “The fly symbolises obviousness!”

  • Terminator Salvation

    Terminator Salvation

    - The most colourless, grey movie I think I’ve ever seen. 
    - Either Jai Courtney or Sam Worthington star in this movie. I have never learnt the difference between them, and refuse to. Is this the guy from Avatar? Reader, I honestly do not know. One of them is in Wrath of the Titans. Are they both Australian? Honestly, a mystery.
    - The self-mythologising melodrama of the long, pregnant pauses before “Come with me if you want to live” and…

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  • In My Blood It Runs

    In My Blood It Runs


    To say that the Australian education system does not cater for Aboriginal students is a gross misrepresentation; the system is not set up for Inuits, or Korean speakers. The Australian education system actively and ruthlessly punishes Aboriginal students for the Aboriginality, forcing them into a system designed to maliciously erode the tenuous strands of culture that survived the initial decades of attempted genocide.

    “I will speak to the Prime Minister, and I will say, ‘Stop killing Aboriginal people.’

  • Ocean's Eleven

    Ocean's Eleven


    The slickest, cleanest, tightest, sexiest 127 minutes there’s ever been, or ever will be. The hottest people in the world being directed by a man who absolutely knows that these are the hottest people in the world, and weaponises it. I could’ve watched this again as soon as it ended. I’m still not sure it actually went for 2 hours, surely that was just 20 minutes? I am erect. Don Cheadle’s accent! Brad Pitt eating! Julia Roberts Julia Robertsing! Oceans Eleven more like Ocean’s Heaven this shit rooooooooooooooocks George Clooney gets punched