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Favorite films

  • Scream
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • The Shawshank Redemption
  • Almost Famous

Recent activity

  • Megamind vs. the Doom Syndicate


  • Perfect Days


  • Lisa Frankenstein


  • Dune: Part Two


Pinned reviews

  • Halloween



    "I got peanut butter on my penis"

    i've probably wrote about how much this movie means to me before on a previous review but i'm going to do it again and the next year too just because i love this movie and sharing how it quite literally changed my life.

    this was the first horror film i ever watched *alone*. I remember the date and all, September 27th 2020. I turned on Netflix to see recently added 'Halloween'. They were…

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This isn't a review, I really want to share the experience I had and would love to hear yours!

    Jon Watts, you absolute fucking legend. I can't believe this movie actually exists but I'm so glad that it does.

    Usually in Irish cinemas people don't cheer at certain scenes, at least from my experience. I do hear some people laughing out loud sometimes but oh my god, there was cheering and A LOT of it and I'm…

Recent reviews

  • Megamind vs. the Doom Syndicate

    Megamind vs. the Doom Syndicate


    here's me thinking madame web would be the worst film I watched this year

  • Perfect Days

    Perfect Days


    I've been handing out 5/5's recently and this is no exception. Sold out screening and for good reason. So simple but so heartbreaking and it still got a ton of laughs out of me, so glad I was able to catch this in cinema.

Popular reviews

  • Uncharted



    Nolan North showing up was the best part why lie

  • The Batman

    The Batman


    i'm struggling to comprehend the words to describe how fucking perfect this was