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  • The Mule

    The Mule

    This right here is the magnum fucking opus. I watched this on my plane last week and forgot to log it. It’s so weird like it genuinely feels like a goofy comedy where Clint plays a Charlie Chaplin type character just accidentally bumbling around into different drug wars and going like “wwoooooahhhh???”, literally the funniest film of the year this is insane.

  • The Nun

    The Nun

    Fucking kill me worst film ever made, watched this on a plane and  on my flight there was a baby behind me crying and kicking my seat through this whole film I want to die fuck u SilentDawn

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    Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed


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    To Boldly Flee


    Here now I present to you the reason why YouTube movie reviewers who only focus on the most basic surface level menial shit and think plot holes are an actual criticism should not ever be taken seriously under any circumstances if this is truly the best they can shit out when left to their own devices