Favorite films

  • Raising Arizona
  • E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
  • The Florida Project
  • Tampopo

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  • Rex: A Dinosaur's Story

    ★★½

  • Killing Them Softly

    ★★★★

  • The Northman

    ★★★★

  • Ratatouille

    ★★★★½

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  • Rex: A Dinosaur's Story

    Rex: A Dinosaur's Story

    ★★½

    All of the problems in Jurassic Park could have been avoided if only they’d taught the dinosaurs about mini-golf and Christmas

  • Killing Them Softly

    Killing Them Softly

    ★★★★

    The year 2022 is an hell of a vantage point from which to witness James Gandolfini looking like the most tired man on Earth crossing behind an airport TV playing archival footage of then-Senator Barack Obama saying “There’s no difference between Wall Street and Main Street” on the Senate floor as a skeptical-looking Bernie Sanders furrows his brow behind him

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    There was not a single second of this movie that I did not absolutely lose my mind enjoying but when they dropped Michelle Yeoh and Ke Huy Quan into a full-on Wong Kar-Wai homage I fully ascended into orbit

    A transcendent, beautifully-realized symposium on the human condition distilled through Chick Jones and Jackie Chan

    To quote a particular cast member of this film in another iconic role of his: “It’s a cosmic gumbo.”

    FUCK.

  • Batman Returns

    Batman Returns

    ★★★★½

    Michelle Pfeiffer plays Catwoman better than any actor has played The Joker