Favorite films

  • Jurassic World: Dominion
  • Avatar 2
  • PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie
  • Dune: Part Two

Recent activity

  • Seven Samurai


  • Olive the Other Reindeer


  • Day of the Wolves

  • Days of Heaven

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Popular reviews

  • Prologue



    More brutal and devastating than the entirety of The Revenant, and it's only six minutes long.

  • The Mitchells vs. The Machines

    The Mitchells vs. The Machines

    Still I wander endlessly
    Through houses turned to graves
    A stone in the eyes of humankind
    Forever at bay
    Held captive by untold wounds
    Of corporeal and psychic root
    Aloft in a storm of unseen anguish
    Where joy and sorrow entwine

    The teams behind Gravity Falls and The Emoji Movie bring us an anti-film, essentially Next Gen with queerbait. Some of the CGI is laugh-out-loud terrible that I would have been kicked out of the theater had it been released…