Aspiring Rotten Tomatoes critic.

Favorite films

  • Edward Scissorhands
  • Forrest Gump
  • Moulin Rouge!
  • Heathers

Recent activity

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  • Tangerine


  • Luca


  • The Wedding Singer


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • The Other Guys

    The Other Guys


    “I’m a peacock, you gotta let me fly!”

    I once had a guy say this to me on a dating app, and I didn’t know it was a movie quote. I replied saying peacocks don’t fly! ...and he unmatched me.

  • The First Wives Club

    The First Wives Club


    I’m going to have to watch this movie again because I think it was good, but I took an edible before watching it and kept waiting for them to turn to witches thinking I was watching Hocus Pocus. It was just a similar cast.