Favorite films

  • Spider-Man 2
  • Toy Story 2
  • School of Rock
  • Punch-Drunk Love

Recent activity

  • The Matrix Reloaded


  • The Matrix


  • Return of the Jedi


  • Ran


Recent reviews

  • The Matrix Reloaded

    The Matrix Reloaded


    it not bad! lots of 2003 CGI humans tho 🥴

  • The Matrix

    The Matrix


    bill pope stays goated. convinced he can shoot anything, but can he shoot me? not like with a camera of course, but with a gun? can he just shoot me in the fucking head? it would be an honor and a relief. this whole simulation thing called LIFE (not the “matrix”) is really ridiculous. why cant i bench like more than a couple pounds? why cant i find love? why cant i get rid of my acne? OH WAIT i…

Popular reviews

  • The Call of the Wild

    The Call of the Wild


    *Dog slams face into a tree really hard*

    Me, thinking to myself: Oh shit! Good thing he's made of CGI tho.

    Me, out loud: What.

    From the man who brought you LILO AND STITCH and THE CROODS!!!!! I loved the sexual tension between CGI dog and Harrison Ford's CGI performance. If I had a dollar for every time they said "Buck" and every time they didn't say "adventure of a lifetime," I'd have enough to make a movie with convincing…

  • Star Wars: The Clone Wars

    Star Wars: The Clone Wars

    Didn't rewatch the movie, but I DID finish the series. My god. What an ending!!!! This last season was a bit bumpy and wasn't the greatest, but they really made it up for it with the last 4 episodes. I did not expect to tear up in this final episode but fuck me I did!!! The final seconds gave me chills up and down my entire body!!! I hope one day they put these last 4 episodes in theaters so…