Favorite films

  • Alien
  • Close-Up
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • Red Desert

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Recent reviews

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies


    You are SO toxic. No. I, no. You are SO toxic.

    Nothing I was ever super intent on watching (the lameshit marketing/trailer kneecapped this so hard), but I'll check out whatever Rachel Sennott is in after Shiva Baby. At its worst when it's doing its epic Gen Z cynical takedown shit, but it goes down easy enough with some pretty gnarly kills and some neat play with lighting. Very okay!

  • Barbarian



    It's not that I have issue with what this is going for, I think it's just the most noxious way you could go about it. Promises some prescient social commentary and ends up only nodding in its general direction. Some cool plays on perspective tho. First third is a solid time then it throttles off a cliff so hard.

Popular reviews

  • We Cry Together

    We Cry Together

    Lmao. Feels mad redundant when the original song was already cinematic enough in its own right. Album still owns and is growing on me as one of my favorite Kendricks, but this is a wet blanket on top of an already well-executed idea. Doesn't capture that same fire.

  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up

    Good, fine, yes, Adam McKay, you're so right. You're so fucking right.

    A great Leo performance and Timothée Chalamet playing a stoner dickhead in a Silent Bob fit doesn't save this from having the political intelligence of like, a modern day South Park episode, hitting the same beat of "the world is ending and we're still only fascinated with celebrity" with a cheap smugness that's just so sure that only a select big brain few will understand its broader strokes,…