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  • mother!

    mother!

    ★★½

    Me: "if you could go back in time, would you kill baby--"

    Aronofsky: "yes."

    Me: "you didn't let me fin--"

    Aronofsky: "I said yes, nigga, damn."

  • Redline

    Redline

    ★★★★½

    I am the worst anime fan on the planet. That guy that HAS to watch dubs because he's too pre-occupied to pay attention to the screen? Me. The guy that drops off a series when it hits the "dark phase"? Me. Giving up on One Piece in 2008 and saying "No worries, i'll catch up when it stops in a few yea--," look you get the point i'm making. However...man, something about this movie just hit me like a brick.…

  • Get Him to the Greek

    Get Him to the Greek

    ★★★½

    The "H-E-R-O-I-N" scene is a pinnacle to human achievement. I have attempted to recreate that scene without laughing since 2015 and I have yet to accomplish my goal. Jonah Hill is an Adonis and he deserves more flowers than he's been given.