going for "affable" "pithy" and "sanguine" here lemme know if its working

Favorite films

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1
  • Moonlight
  • Streets of Fire
  • Eyes Wide Shut

Recent activity

  • Scream VI


  • Beau Is Afraid


  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3


  • Renfield


Pinned reviews

  • Ralph Breaks the Internet

    Ralph Breaks the Internet


    ralph visits and just sees anonymous men yelling at funny women about how they aren’t serious enough about film and also that damn gremlin

  • Ant-Man and the Wasp

    Ant-Man and the Wasp


    me in the theater: any other LOST (2004-2010) fans in here!?!?!? kick his ass kate!!!! we have to go back !!! lmao
    everyone else: shut the fuck up

Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Bridget Jones's Diary

    Bridget Jones's Diary


    "The fight scene between Hugh Grant and Colin Firth wasn't choreographed. It was improvised between the actors."

    i can't believe the most iconic fight scene of all time wasn't even choreographed. fuck off david fincher

  • Titanic



    haha wow fucked up if true