• Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    ★★★½

    PROMETHEUS school of running away from things

  • Holy Motors

    Holy Motors

    ★★★★

    🤔

  • Fall

    Fall

    ★★

    some really beautiful nature shots in this one

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train

    ★★★

    less talking more hitting !!

  • Nope

    Nope

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    THEY SHOOT GORDY?!

  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion

    yeah im pretty sure this one was AI generated

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★½

    the illumaWHATI

  • X

    X

    ★★★★

    FINALLY someone who knows how to have FUN

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★½

    I love it when none of the heroes or villains have super powers. no cgi laser blast just paul dano being a weird little freak

  • The Worst Person in the World

    The Worst Person in the World

    ★★★★½

    when she came on screen wearing that blue button-down she wears in that damn still on the poster the whole theater started cheering

  • Death on the Nile

    Death on the Nile

    ★★½

    running up to "kenneth branagh doing an agatha christie" like hes lucy holding the football

  • The Lost Daughter

    The Lost Daughter

    ★★★★

    ugh like if your kid is being demonic just be patient and graceful and understanding like it’s not that hard. I mean i’m not a parent but i assume it’s not that hard.