Favorite films

  • Man on Fire
  • Bud Abbott and Lou Costello Meet Frankenstein
  • The Blair Witch Project
  • The Visit

Recent activity

  • Ticket to Paradise

  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood


  • Reservoir Dogs

  • Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation

Pinned reviews

  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread


    In an attempt to not repeat what others have already said about this film, I’m just going to address a minor moment that I haven’t really seen or heard other people talk about. 

    There is a key moment in Boogie Nights where Jack Horner, a porno filmmaker, is informed that he must switch from shooting his movies on film to shooting them on video. Horner responds to the news with anger and the spectator (as well Horner himself) gets the…

  • The Tree of Life

    The Tree of Life


    *extended version*

    "you boys are 'bout all i've done in life otherwise i've drawn zilch... you're all I have. you're all I want to have. my sweet boy."

    First, a few new thoughts about the film as a whole (regardless of the cut):

    Last Sunday, while sitting outside a coffee shop doing homework, I was struck by a little boy. The boy was walking with his mom and sister to the BounceU (a trampoline amusement center) directly next door to…

Recent reviews

  • Melody Time

    Melody Time

    watched over a few nights while falling asleep. the lows are low but the highs are very high. shoutout to my boy, little toot.

  • Magnum Force

    Magnum Force

    what a great location for a final set piece.

Popular reviews

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza


    annoying blue check critics: groovy, soulful, and a little funky!! a love letter to california in the 70s!

    me and the fellas: this is a movie about being a young pimp hustler, snapping necks and cashing checks.

  • Top Gun

    Top Gun

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    it's pretty messed up that maverick throws goose's dog tags into the ocean. you'd think, i don't know, he'd give them to his fucking son!