yorgos, standing in front of a window: HELLO? WITH WHOM DO I HAVE THE PLEASURE OF SPEAKING?

producer: i've just watched your movie and... honestly i don't know if i'm still so sure about it...

yorgos: DID YOU KNOW THAT ACCORDING TO SUICIDE STATISTICS, MONDAY IS THE FAVORED DAY FOR SELF-DESTRUCTION?

producer: okay... i just think we coud have gone for something more... conventional...

yorgos: CHEROPHOBIA IS AN IRRATIONAL FEAR OF FUN AND HAPPINESS

producer: mr. lanthimos are you even listening to what i'm sa... I LIKE LIZARDS. THEY'RE VERY SALTY. I'LL GET THE FILM INTO CANNES. I'VE HEARD THE WEATHER IS GOOD IN ICELAND.