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  • The NeverEnding Story
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street
  • Pulp Fiction
  • The Avengers

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  • Cuties

    ½

  • The Farm

    ½

  • Halloween Ends

  • Halloween Kills

    ★★

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  • Cuties

    Cuties

    There's a reason why horror movies work and this doesn't:
    In horror movies, the actors aren't actually being killed.
    In this movie, 11 year old girls are literally being sexualized. It's not pretending, it's not fake, it's actual sexualization happening.

    That is why this movie is awful.

    Plus it's boring.

  • The Farm

    The Farm

    Outside of hilariously bad acting from the villains, a baby being killed onscreen (not an actual baby, but like a fake baby), and a character calling one of the villains a retard (timecode: 47:45), this movie is a 0 out of 10. I hate everything about this movie outside of those 3 pointers.

    Also, it is so FUCKING BORING HOLY SHIT!

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  • Jurassic World: Dominion

    Jurassic World: Dominion

    I just found out that this won't be the end.
    Sigh...

  • Fast & Furious 10

    Fast & Furious 10

    So this exists but not:
    - Rise of the Guardians 2
    - The Amazing Spider-Man 3
    - Sleepaway Camp IV (no, that "movie" that was made in 1992 and 2012 doesn't really count)
    - Dredd 2
    - Live-action Spiderverse film with Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield, and Tom Holland
    - A sequel to Halloween II (2009), Theatrical Cut obviously
    - An alternate sequel to A Nightmare On Elm Street 4
    - Power Rangers 2
    - A sequel to Fast and Furious 4 that continues the realistic car racing theme instead of going for a generic Mission Impossible like theme

    This world is weird