• Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    When I saw that far far away tease at the end, I full on did that pointing wojak face

  • Normal People

    Normal People

    ★★★★½

    When Connell said "y'know Marianne, we're just a couple of normal people" the tears started flowing ngl

  • TÁR

    TÁR

    ★★★★★

    Damn marvel fans are in for a treat with the post credit scene

  • M3GAN

    M3GAN

    ★★★

    Glados origin story

  • The Souvenir

    The Souvenir

    ★★½

    What an incredibly frustrating film. There's alot to like about this, ultimately it's so incredibly boring, but I also couldn't look away

  • Midnight Cowboy

    Midnight Cowboy

    ★★★½

    Honestly my biggest takeaway from this is im not sure whether $20 for a sex worker in the 60s is cheap or expensive

  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water

    ★★★★

    James Cameron really thought the only way to beat Avatar's worldwide gross was to combine it with Titanic

  • Triangle of Sadness

    Triangle of Sadness

    ★★★★½

    The only film I've ever seen that captures that feeling when you have the shits so bad that the only way to feel better is to poo naked

  • She-Hulk: Attorney at Law

    She-Hulk: Attorney at Law

    ★★½

    I actually quite enjoyed this mostly, though the final ep really soured me on it.

    It's quite egregious to joke about the biggest entertainment corporation in the world to run out of money to pay for special effects considering the discourse just before the show launched about marvel over-working, under-paying and generally being a shit client for VFX houses

    Solidarity with the VFX artists, I hope you can unionise soon

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    ★★★★

    LFF 2022 #14

    Worth it just to see Benoit fail to play amogus

    Everyone can stop making films which acknowledge covid, none will ever succeed in making it as natural whilst also exploiting it for comedy as this

  • The Inspection

    The Inspection

    ★★★½

    LFF 2020 #13

    Very strong, classic boot camp story with an LGBT twist.
    The US military still sucks though
    Also fuck Frenchie's mum. ACAB especially her

  • Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio

    Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio

    ★★★★½

    LFF 2022 #12

    For a year with three Pinocchio adaptations many questions and comparisons are bound to come to mind

    Is this the best Pinocchio adaptation?

    Yes

    That's the review. More thoughts to come