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Favorite films

  • Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging
  • Certain Women
  • Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

Recent activity

  • Close Encounters of the Third Kind


  • Benedetta


  • House of Gucci


  • Big Daddy


Recent reviews

  • Close Encounters of the Third Kind

    Close Encounters of the Third Kind


    He just...... doesn't miss...........

    Watching some of my Spielberg blindspots in preparation for West Side Story

  • Benedetta



    I'm really not great at watching films about christianity, as I am an atheist jew, but I liked this a lot because it seemed like just commentary on how all of religion is.......... pretty much made up....... with fake rules........

    Also u know I love a film about promiscuous nuns

Popular reviews

  • tick, tick...BOOM!

    tick, tick...BOOM!


    I think ............ Andrew Garfield was phenomenal. All the performances were very good. The music was the best part, and I can't really attribute that to the film? I think mostly this just made me more interested in Jonathan Larson and his body of work. His story is fucking devastating and his work is beautiful and important, and this film was good but not fantastic. Idk I'm going to wrestle with this a little for a while I think. But…

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad


    Amy Adams can also summon and control rats according to the film Enchanted (2007). I believe these two films exist in the same universe. In this essay I will...