RobotPants’s review published on Letterboxd:
Cube 2: Electric Cube-a-loo
Cube-ius: it's Cubin' Time!
Insert whatever pithy, meme-y retort you can think of here, it'll still be better than this Windows screensaver of a sequel.
I first suffered through this years ago, as a teen and big fan of the original film. It's still no better to watch as an adult. It has the most ridiculously-placed, dehydrated sex scene I've ever seen, though that was the only thing I remember from the first viewing.
It does have a couple of moments of cool imagery, like Simon wearing all the collected watches and lanyards, and characters seeing alternate mirrors of themselves.