Favorite films

  • Mulholland Drive
  • It's Such a Beautiful Day
  • Alien
  • Tokyo Story

Recent activity

  • 28 Days Later


  • All Quiet on the Western Front


  • Zombieland: Double Tap

  • Cargo

Recent reviews

  • Orpheus


    Orpheus drinkin' a 40 in a death basket

  • Top Gun

    Top Gun

    I feel like this film being primarily remembered for its homoerotic subtext is a response of sorts to its much more overt and overwhelming streak of macho jingoism. Bride of Frankenstein it ain't.

Popular reviews

  • My Fair Lady

    My Fair Lady


    A terrifying, blood-curdling story about a working-class woman who is abused, tortured, starved and neglected by a monstrous misogynist psychopath who is so pathologically obsessed with a skewed elitist idea of the purity of the English language that he's willing to completely wreck people's lives over it. She eventually finds her entire being controlled and dominated by him, so much so that even when she finally tries to escape she can't go back to the way she was... and might not even have been able to leave him at all. "Where the devil are my slippers" indeed.

  • Shoah


    A STATEMENT (05/09/2019): A few days ago this review got liked by some fash edgelord, which has prompted me to finally say something that I should have said a while ago: I don't like this review, I think the jokes suck, I think my serious points about the movie mostly suck, I hate that it's my most liked work on this site (and the most liked Shoah review on the site! wtf), and it makes me sick to my stomach…