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  • Home Alone

    Home Alone

    ★★★★½

    Bitches really want to start some shit like “this film makes no sense” and “Kevin is a psychopath” just admit you don’t like fun

  • Fun and Fancy Free

    Fun and Fancy Free

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A Disney Animation Retrospective Marathon (ADARM) — #9

    Nothing particularly special but it’s not really all that bad. The two shorts that make up this film are alright on their own, but they don’t feel like they really fit together all that well, even with the film’s title. It’s not bad or anything but it’s just there.

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  • Marriage Story

    Marriage Story

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I am physically shaking after seeing this. That was brilliant. ScarJo and Adam Driver both give my favorite performances.... ever? The script was practically poetic, the editing was actually incredible, I just can't with this. This has to be the best film of the year, no cap.

    Also has the best bar scene of the decade. You'll know it when you see it.

    Verdict: DECENT 10/10

  • The Lion King

    The Lion King

    ½

    I have seen this. It's called The Lion King from 1994 directed by Rob Minkoff and Roger Allers. It is an absolute classic in not only Disney's catalog but in cinema in general.

    No, I won't bother actually watching this "remake" thank you very much. I know exactly what I will be getting.