Favorite films

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  Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Jul 2019 1

  Why do you follow me when I barely post up in this bitch?

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  Avengers: Endgame 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Apr 2019

  Remove Fortnite and you have a masterpiece.

Popular reviews

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  Transformers: The Last Knight 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Jun 2017 4

  To watch this is to look into the eyes of God and realize she hates you so very much.  Like getting raped by a dolphin while an orca chews your torso. Magical.

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  Jurassic World 2015

  ★½ Added

  Fuck off