Favorite films

  • Aliens
  • Return of the Jedi
  • Fire and Ice
  • To Kill a Mockingbird

Recent activity

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  • Avengers: Endgame


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  • Mortal Engines


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Transformers: The Last Knight

    Transformers: The Last Knight


    To watch this is to look into the eyes of God and realize she hates you so very much.  Like getting raped by a dolphin while an orca chews your torso. Magical.

  • Jurassic World

    Jurassic World


    Fuck off