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  • Aliens
  • Return of the Jedi
  • Fire and Ice
  • To Kill a Mockingbird

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  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    ★★★★★

  • Avengers: Endgame

    ★★★★½

  • Shazam!

    ★★★★

  • Mortal Engines

    ★★★★

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  • Transformers: The Last Knight

    Transformers: The Last Knight

    ★★★★★

    To watch this is to look into the eyes of God and realize she hates you so very much.  Like getting raped by a dolphin while an orca chews your torso. Magical.

  • Jurassic World

    Jurassic World

    ★½

    Fuck off