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Rod has written 2 reviews for films rated ½ .

  • Birds of Paradise

    Birds of Paradise

    ½

    Rented from a kiosk whilst on holidays for my daughter to watch as she suffered with a vomiting bug.

    This is surely a contender for the worst animated film of all time! It is poorly animated and seems incomplete as if it was still in pre-vis stage and there is certainly nothing redeemable with the story or the writing.

    I might use the disc as a frisbee and have a round with the kids before I return it, at least that way I will have gotten my money's worth.

  • Movie 43

    Movie 43

    ½

    Who the hell thought it was acceptable to unleash this cum stain into the ether? I seriously think the minds behind this film are either retarded or were shooting for 'the worst film ever' honour. In the words of Jules Winnfield 'This is some repugnant shit!'... Oh and the half star is for the line ''what kind of sick family squashes a large tomato on my daughter's pants?!" and the tattooed cock on Stephen Merchant's face!