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Rod has written 5 reviews for films rated .

  • The Voice Thief

    The Voice Thief

    More than Jodorowsky-lite, it's Jodorowsky try-hard and and an amateur effort on every level despite some reasonably spicy visuals. The apple fell far from the tree and it's a rotten one at that.

  • You're Next

    You're Next

    And the award for -

    Worst acting
    Worst script
    Most transparent screenplay
    Most ugly cinematography

    Goes to this F#@king poor excuse for a film.

    A low budget is no excuse in this day and age to offer up such vile and pointless waste.

    I cannot even find one good thing to say about it, and with lines like ''Let's F#@k next to your dead mother'' uttered throughout, why the hell should I bother?

  • The Rapture

    The Rapture

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Where to start on this film...

    If I was to make a film based on such bold concepts as 'The Rapture', I would first do well to get some facts straight concerning the source text of such an event, and find out what it really means for a Christian to have belief and faith, and in so doing my utmost not to create an insulting and shallow mess as what is on display in this film. Seriously, it seems as…

  • Passion

    Passion

    Well De Palma has finally devolved into soap opera territory, delivering a real stinker that wouldn't pass either for daytime T.V. or late night soft-core porn.

    The plot involving a bunch of corporate ladder climbers with some serious trust issues is wafer thin and completely ludicrous, and as things spiral down the rabbit hole you are left wondering why such a gifted film-maker of days gone by has even bothered to show up for Director duties. The acting from all…

  • The Paperboy

    The Paperboy

    This steaming pile of turd and it's Director does not deserve a review. 1 Star for a bunch of decent actors being subjected to the squalor and trying to elevate it...