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  • Godzilla



    I think my review of The Predator is apt here for this 4K rewatch:
    "Too dumb to be any good but too dumb to really hate".

    ... and watching this for maybe only the second time since the cinema and in a glorious native 4K remaster, it's hard not to be amazed at just how wonderful the effects work was/still is, and, at its core this movie is a vehicle to deliver thrills and silliness. And it does deliver on both fronts, but just too damn much of both!

  • Apollo 11

    Apollo 11


    6 out of 5

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  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom


    Dinosaurs run amok.
    For the fifth time.

    And, like the three previous sequels, there is absolutely zero story to be told here and no reason for anything to happen. Yet it lasts two soul destroying hours. And Chris Pratt doesn't die, which is the worst part.

    Also worth noting; do the film makers not understand the value of money in 2018? Dinosaurs are sold off as weapons in a black market auction, and the film expects us to be…

  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    Mission: Impossible - Fallout


    There is too much take in on a first viewing, so this'll be short...

    It's as good as action cinema has ever been but to judge it on it's action alone is to misunderstand the true brilliance of what TC and McQ have gifted us with.

    Action and thrills are worth nothing unless the stakes are convincing and the characters connect when the action hits AND takes a break.

    The best of its kind since Casino Royale took us all by surprise in 2006. An unstoppable force of pure kinetic entertainment.