Favorite films

  • Shaun of the Dead
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • La La Land
  • The Princess Bride

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  • Last Night in Soho


  • Dune


  • Ghostbusters: Afterlife


Recent reviews

  • The French Dispatch

    The French Dispatch


    Really not sure how to feel about this.

    It felt both like Wes at his best, and Wes at his worst and most pretentious.

    Floating between a 4/10 and a 7/10 so I'll keep it at 5/10 for now. Unsure.

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings


    I'm really torn on this film.

    It's simultaneously a really good unique marvel film and a very boring run-of-the-mill marvel film.

    The dialogue is sometimes really good and well written and also just awful. "We've been friends for 10 years."

    So many times in this film I was 100% invested and sometimes I hated it.

    The villain was great with great motivations and also had absolutely no reason for becoming a villain initially. The powers of the rings are really…

Popular reviews

  • Dark Phoenix

    Dark Phoenix


    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha holy fuck this film is bad.
    Before we start, I just feel the need to clarify, I fucking love Marvel, and with the exception of Spider-Man, the X-men may be my favourite series. And, I honestly believe Logan may be the greatest comic book movie.

    So, the good. There were some good aesthetics, especially the D'bari attacks the train, it gave off a cool horror movie vibe. More of that would be good.

    And the bad. So much.


  • John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum

    John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum


    There is a scene in this film where John Wick is being chased on a motorbike by other motorbikes. He uses a sword to cut a man's arm almost entirely off, then pushes it back so it gets caught in its rear wheel, the bike then crashes, flies through the air, and decapitates another man behind him.

    That's it. That's the review. 9/10.