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  • X2
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  • The Rocketeer
  • Spider-Man

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Pinned reviews

  • Summer School

    Summer School


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "Alright, enough of this safe and sane garbage, it's time for dumb and dangerous!"

    I was about five-years-old, give or take. I was staying the night at my grandparents' house, as I often did. It was late in the evening and I had gotten my Ninja Turtles pajamas on and brushed my teeth and headed down the hall to watch cartoons before bed. As I entered the living room, I was met with a shocking scene on the television:


  • Shaun of the Dead

    Shaun of the Dead


    Sunday, 12 June 2022, 8:30pm PST
    Pasadena, CA, USA

    Me: I need to watch Shaun of the Dead this week.
    Julio: You've never seen Shaun of the Dead?
    Me: No, but my friends are covering it on their podca-
    Julio: You've never seen Shaun of the Dead?
    Me: No. I've seen Hot Fuzz but I've nev-
    Julio: How have you never seen Shaun of the Dead?!?
    Joel: You've never seen Shaun of the Dead?
    Me: I caught the last twenty…

Recent reviews

  • Field of Dreams

    Field of Dreams


    "Don't we need a catcher?"
    "Not if you get it near the plate, we don't."

    A couple of years ago, I came to two realizations: a) I had reached the point where I was too old to be a ball player and b) my parents had, at one point, been real people once upon a time. I've loved this movie since I was a kid because I thought it was about baseball. On the doorstep of 40, I love it…

  • El Conde

    El Conde

    🎶 "Want to put my tender heart in a blender..." 🎶

    Horse month continues on the next Reel Latinos.

Popular reviews

  • Barbie



    I have a lot of thoughts about Barbie, but you don't really need to hear 'em. Instead, I'd like to publicly apologize to anyone I've ever played guitar at and direct your attention to reviews by Alejandra, Casey (and another one), Marcie, Mia, and Sophie and also this episode of Austin Danger Podcast.

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once


    You ever not know you needed something, like, say, a hug, until someone gives you one without provocation and you're kinda just overwhelmed with the realization that, hey, I really did need that and didn't realize it? That's the best way I can describe watching this movie just now.

    I was pretty excited to see this when it released earlier in the year but kept missing the opportunities and then the hype got out of control. I don't believe in…