Without Steamboat Bill Jr. there'd be no Cabin Boy. Take that as you will.
In the throes of serious depression, I decide to watch whatever the hell this is supposed to be. Why does a Bridget Jones sequel share significant DNA with Midnight Express?
Also it's pretty funny Colin Firth is a human rights lawyer who votes conservative. It's one of those funny contradictions like "jumbo shrimp".
A bad South Park episode directed by Eli Roth who had a bowling ball fall on his head and became convinced he was Harmony Korine.
Movies were a mistake. Edison electrocuted an elephant for a tech demo and it's been downhill from there. From now on I'll spend $10 to read in an empty room for 2 hours.