Favorite films

  • Hereditary
  • Scream
  • Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
  • Cecil B. Demented

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  • Bones and All

    ★★★★½

  • Suspiria

    ★★★★½

  • Knives Out

    ★★★★½

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    ★★★★

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  • The Exorcist

    The Exorcist

    ★★★★½

    I finally did it! I finally watched The Exorcist! Wow, this has been a journey. Growing up, The Exorcist was a film that was off limits. Even my dad,who would let me watch a ton of horror movies with him that were quite fucked up and are arguably more traumatizing than The Exorcist, wouldn’t let me watch it. All my relatives had nailed into my head how evil this film was, and that it was to be avoided at all…

  • Hypnotic

    Hypnotic

    The scariest thing about this movie was Kate’s wig. Babe, I love you, but this was so bad. I wouldn’t of sat through this for anyone but you. 😭❤️

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  • Bones and All

    Bones and All

    ★★★★½

    bruh, I honestly am a changed man everytime after I watch this

  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ★★★★½

    At this point, I have no idea why my sister keeps allowing me to make her watch whatever I decide to put on. Girl spent a good 1/3 of the runtime just glancing over at me with her jar on the floor.

    *also, I love how this movie was initially a 3/5 on my first watch and has grown to a 4.5 overtime.

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  • Speak No Evil

    Speak No Evil

    ★★★★

    Sundance 2022 Film #4

    Christian Tafdrup, the director: “yeah, I don’t really like horror. This is my first time doing a horror movie. I wanted to make a movie that would make my audience completely uncomfortable and hate me”

    Me: “okay, yeah right chump. Let’s watch this halfed-ass shit show.”

    *watches the entire movie*

    Me: “PLEASE STOP. STOPPPP. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP NOW!? IT’S ALMOST 4AM, AND I CANT STOP SHAKING. SEND HELPPPPP”

  • Begin Again

    Begin Again

    ★★★★

    Maybe I am petty, but I ALMOST lowered this to a 3.5 because James Corden was in this. Why was James Corden in this? I forgot he was in this. 😭 That opening scene was legit a jump scare.