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Favorite films

  • Thirst
  • Dancer in the Dark
  • The Descent
  • Bound

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  • Dune: Part Two

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  • The Orphanage

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  • Lisa Frankenstein

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  • Batman Returns

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  • The Exorcist

    The Exorcist

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    I finally did it! I finally watched The Exorcist! Wow, this has been a journey. Growing up, The Exorcist was a film that was off limits. Even my dad,who would let me watch a ton of horror movies with him that were quite fucked up and are arguably more traumatizing than The Exorcist, wouldn’t let me watch it. All my relatives had nailed into my head how evil this film was, and that it was to be avoided at all…

  • Hypnotic

    Hypnotic

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    The scariest thing about this movie was Kate’s wig. Babe, I love you, but this was so bad. I wouldn’t of sat through this for anyone but you. 😭❀️

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  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

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    Currently shopping for a glass frame at 3am, so I can frame my midnight screening ticket stub for Dune: Part 2

  • The Orphanage

    The Orphanage

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    YIKES!

    this shit still packs QUITE the punch

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  • Begin Again

    Begin Again

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    Maybe I am petty, but I ALMOST lowered this to a 3.5 because James Corden was in this. Why was James Corden in this? I forgot he was in this. 😭 That opening scene was legit a jump scare.

  • Speak No Evil

    Speak No Evil

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    Sundance 2022 Film #4

    Christian Tafdrup, the director: β€œyeah, I don’t really like horror. This is my first time doing a horror movie. I wanted to make a movie that would make my audience completely uncomfortable and hate me”

    Me: β€œokay, yeah right chump. Let’s watch this halfed-ass shit show.”

    *watches the entire movie*

    Me: β€œPLEASE STOP. STOPPPP. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP NOW!? IT’S ALMOST 4AM, AND I CANT STOP SHAKING. SEND HELPPPPP”