• Crimes of the Future

    Crimes of the Future

    ★★★★★

    I feel like I could watch this every day and get something new out of it each time

    And I cannot impress on you enough just how badly I want to eat one of those purple candy bars

  • Nope

    Nope

    ★★★★★

    Glad Jordan Peele got to make the anime movie of his dreams

  • Nope

    Nope

    ★★★★★

    I'm not in a place right now to have, like, a thoughtful review of this, but holy shit.

    Also, Jesus Lizard shirt, I see you

  • The Fly

    The Fly

    ★★★

    That wasn't very Cronenbergian of you...

  • Natural Born Killers

    Natural Born Killers

    ★★★★

    Relentless

  • House of Gucci

    House of Gucci

    ★★

    It really felt like it wanted to be more than it was but just couldn’t push through, it was so safe and toothless. I still kinda enjoyed it moment to moment for what it was though??? I just wish it had been more than this. Most of the characters were flat and the whole thing was tonally inconsistent. I wanted some drama and flair and emotion. How do you make an assassination boring lol

  • Prey

    Prey

    ★★★★

    I don’t usually like Predator movies that don’t have an Alien in them but I liked this one.

  • The Bob's Burgers Movie

    The Bob's Burgers Movie

    ★★★

    It’s like a long episode of that show about the family with the restaurant you know the one

  • The War of the Worlds: Next Century

    The War of the Worlds: Next Century

    ★★★★½

    There might or might not be any martians, but somebody in this made-for-TV police state sure wants your blood. I know writers who use subtext, etc, etc. This one was banned by the Polish government for being too similar to the Polish government.

  • Ga-ga: Glory to the Heroes

    Ga-ga: Glory to the Heroes

    ★★★★½

    Absurdist satire, bumbling bureaucrats, decaying industrial dystopia: a stagnating society that punishes every crime with the death penalty satiates its bloodlust by enticing incoming criminals-turned-cosmonauts to commit a slew of spectacular crimes for a television audience, complete with an execution-as-pageantry punishment. Don’t eat the hot dogs.

  • Mallrats

    Mallrats

    ★★★

    Going to the mall is just like that

  • Clerks

    Clerks

    ★★★½

    oh no the sun’s coming up