ayrton’s review published on Letterboxd:
And as if it wasn't enough we got some of the greatest scriptwriting in film history.
"I was on top! Who the fuck is on top their first time!"
"Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean that it's morally wrong.
— You think dead children aren't morally wrong?
No. I'm just saying that, if you took up close pictures of my vagina while I was on my period, it would be disturbing but it doesn't make it wrong.
— Excuse me?
Listen, if your mother had had the abortion, we wouldn't have to sit through this stupid assembly!"
"Money is not life's report card. Being successful doesn't mean anything in and of itself. It just means that you're successful. But that doesn't mean that you're happy."
"Different things can be sad... it's not all war!"
My personal favorites:
"Are you and mom gonna get a divorce over this"
—No. We can't afford to!
And Miguel and Shelley you'll never get jobs with all that shit in your face!