Kyle Turner

Kyle Turner


Snarkoleptic. Amateur critic. Professional snob. I'm relieved to know I'm not a golem.

Favorite films

  • Bringing Up Baby
  • Frances Ha
  • Clue
  • Nights of Cabiria

Recent activity

  • Jungle Cruise


  • Pale Flower


  • Bay of Angels


  • California Split


Recent reviews

  • Jungle Cruise

    Jungle Cruise


    not to be all like “adventure movies were better when they used practical effects”, but adventure movies were better when they used practical effects

  • Casino



    just a dark comedy about a guy trying to run his business and his best friend who keeps fucking things up for him. needed more Sharon Stone tho

Popular reviews

  • White Chicks

    White Chicks


    Me in 2009: I refuse to watch WHITE CHICKS because it has a 14% on Rotten Tomatoes and i only want to have “good” taste
    Me in 2018: Film criticism is dominated by straight white male voices that shape, gender, and racialize what “good taste” is, making critical consensus the product of unequal institution, discouraging viewers to develop a critical thought that exists beyond “good” and “bad”, and WHITE CHICKS is one of the most brilliant satires of race and gender in the last fifty years

  • Joker



    amazing that Todd Phillips thinks there’s a world—no, a society—in which Wall St bros would know all the lyrics to “Send in the Clowns” tbh