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  • Moonstruck



    The two brothers are named Ronny and Johnny.

    *Wins Best Original Screenplay*

  • Cats


    Was honestly expecting this to be crazier.

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  • Zoolander 2

    Zoolander 2


    I've seen Snapchats with more effort and cinematic merit.

  • The Revenant

    The Revenant


    My brain is struggling to process complete sentences after this film, but I'll give it a try...

    I really don't wanna oversell this, but "The Revenant" is one of the most stunning, visceral moviegoing experiences I've ever had. Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu is working on another level as a storyteller, channeling his pure, auteur-driven vision onto the screen. It's visually astounding (Emmanuel Lubezki is a force of nature behind the camera), intense, and emotionally fulfilling. Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hardy also turn in some of the best work of their careers.