• Watchmen



    I’d be an MCU fan if these were the movies.

  • Infinity Pool

    Infinity Pool


    That’s what you get for vacationing in Ohio

  • The Irishman

    The Irishman


    Still waiting on a directors cut to complete the fish storyline.

  • Lowlife



    This film is a joke. I don’t mean that as an insult. I mean this movie is like an extremely long and intricate story that a buddy would share with you, and you know, eventually, there’s a massive climax of a punchline coming at the end. 

    Really enjoyed this one and it seems it went massively under the radar.

  • Air Force One

    Air Force One


    Insert literally any of the past ten presidents and this movie becomes infinitely funnier

  • Skinamarink



    The Lego Movie

  • Dolemite Is My Name

    Dolemite Is My Name


    Yell at me all you want…. But this is an infinitely more fulfilling story about guerrilla film-making than The Fabelmans

  • The Founder

    The Founder


    Make McDonald’s Great Again

  • The King of Comedy

    The King of Comedy


    Hear me out… what if we remade this one into a DC villain origin story. 

    Ah what am I talking about, that’s a stupid idea. I guess I’ll never make it in this business 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • No Country for Old Men

    No Country for Old Men


    Anton Chigur kills multiple old men because it is no country for them.

  • M3GAN



    For what it’s worth, this is the best movie of the year so far 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • The Untouchables

    The Untouchables


    Robert Deniro plays the most extreme game of duck duck goose you’ve ever seen.