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  • The Emperor's New Groove

    The Emperor's New Groove 2000

    ★★★★½ Rewatched 04 Mar 2023

    the only movie ever actually

  • Can't Stand Losing You: Surviving The Police

    Can't Stand Losing You: Surviving The Police 2012

    ★★★★ Rewatched 26 Feb 2023

    my love for this band should never ever be underestimated

  • Everyone Stares: The Police Inside Out

    Everyone Stares: The Police Inside Out 2006

    ★★★ Rewatched 26 Feb 2023

    after watching stewart's interviews on this film I appreciate it more

  • The Police: Synchronicity Concert

    The Police: Synchronicity Concert 1984

    ★★★★★ Watched 21 Feb 2023

    this band was truly a gem and a miracle in rock music history

  • The Adventures of Baron Munchausen

    The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 1988

    ★ Watched 19 Feb 2023

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    sting was too hot for this movie that's why the got rid of him in the first 10 minutes

  • The Mighty

    The Mighty 1998

    ★★★★★ Watched 19 Feb 2023

    real real tears

  • Kaamelott: The First Chapter

    Kaamelott: The First Chapter 2021

    ★★★★ Watched 19 Feb 2023

    French people never miss 💥💥
    this was such a fun and entertaining movie! I had the time of my life truly

  • Radio On

    Radio On 1979

    ½ Watched 16 Feb 2023

    I'm sure there's a good deep meaning behind this movie and I kinda see it but this was just simply so not for me

  • Stormy Monday

    Stormy Monday 1988

    ★★★ Watched 15 Feb 2023

    not always modern renditions of the "romeo and juliet" plotline work, but this one was cute and quite lovely to watch :)

    also sting

    that's all I'm gonna say

  • Julia and Julia

    Julia and Julia 1987

    ½ Watched 15 Feb 2023

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    so let me get this straight... a woman was clearly being abused in a public crowded square and no one around her did anything about it? like seriously what the fuck?

    obviously this is a very very awfully done movie. so many things don't hold up and the acting, even good acting, is brutally tortured by miserable and bad written dialogues.
    this movie teaches you nothing except that maybe when someone is getting abused maybe you should do something about…

  • Plenty

    Plenty 1985

    ★ Watched 14 Feb 2023

    god one of the most boring movies I've ever seen Sting as a pretty adorable loser was the sole thing that kept me going

  • The Bride

    The Bride 1985

    ★★★½ Watched 13 Feb 2023

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    this movie was actually so sweet wth :( Viktor's journey both with Rinaldo and Eva is literally so adorable it made my heart melt

    also sting and his terrible passion for evil bastard characters, you look hot sir but shit I would have thrown him off that building as well