★★★ Watched 11 Apr, 2019
Stumbled upon this on Cinemax late at night. I suspect that’s the perfect time for this. Better than I expected, with some genuine laughs and the gleeful joy of Rainn Wilson viciously murdering pre-teens for an hour.
★½ Watched 11 Apr, 2019
Occasional good bits drowned out by an obscenely slow pace and a tremendously uninteresting plot.
½ Watched 20 Dec, 2016
In this theater, no one could hear me scream.
½ Rewatched 24 Aug, 2013 2
In case you were wondering, this is still one the ugliest, most brainless, most unpleasant, and most fucking terrible movies made in your lifetime.