Stumbled upon this on Cinemax late at night. I suspect that’s the perfect time for this. Better than I expected, with some genuine laughs and the gleeful joy of Rainn Wilson viciously murdering pre-teens for an hour.

Occasional good bits drowned out by an obscenely slow pace and a tremendously uninteresting plot.

In this theater, no one could hear me scream.

In case you were wondering, this is still one the ugliest, most brainless, most unpleasant, and most fucking terrible movies made in your lifetime.