31. Florida.
A fanboy nerd in every sense.
Obsessed with movies, video games, theme parks, etc.

Favorite films

  • Jurassic Park
  • Alien
  • WALL·E
  • About Elly

Recent activity

  • The Last Airbender

  • The Zone of Interest


  • NYAD


  • Anatomy of a Fall


Recent reviews

  • The Last Airbender

    The Last Airbender

    It’s almost commendable how you can take such a fun, dynamic show as Avatar, and suck all the joy and soul from it. But you can, and they did, and I don’t think it’s solely M. Night’s fault for how bad this movie was (as mismatched as his for-hire direction was). As a property, I don’t think Avatar should ever have left animation. That’s the medium where it thrives, and that’s the medium where it should stay, because when you…

  • Leo



    When even Adam Sandler lizard is outclassing Disney…

Popular reviews

  • First Man

    First Man


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Given our many differences and political walls, especially in the modern age we live in, it's easy for us as a people to become cynical and get lost in the shuffle of constant bickering and political biases. But if there's one thing any of us can come together for, it's when witnessing history in the making, of a truly spectacular and transcendental event forever changing the world we know, and that hopefully this change will inspire and unite us for…

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The Rise of Skywalker is a crushing disappointment as a final chapter, and we all owe Rian Johnson an apology.

    Going through a shift in production, original director Colin Trevorrow of Jurassic World departed the project citing creative disagreements, which thinly reads as "Lucasfilm saw The Book of Henry." Between this and the still polarizing response to Johnson’s The Last Jedi, they've decided on bringing J.J. Abrams back, hoping to course correct by giving the fans what they want, while…