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  • The Snowman

    The Snowman

    me: fassy, please, no more flops I can’t handle it anymore 
    fassy, pulling his whole dick out: Suck

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  • New Nightmare

    New Nightmare

    freddy in every single movie I've seen so far: let's try it again! you buncha bastards!

  • The Bedroom Window

    The Bedroom Window

    “Yeah, I know bitch. I know it’s a police line I just stole a police car.”

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  • The Godfather

    The Godfather


    Did y'all know Sofia Coppolas dad made movies? Not as good as hers but that's wild lol

  • Spider-Man 2

    Spider-Man 2


    Kirsten Dunst when asked her thoughts on the new Spider-Man movies she responded with "I don't care. Everyone likes our Spider-Man. C’mon, am I right or what? We made the best ones, so who cares?"

    That's it that's my review they're the best and puts every other superhero movie to shame without a doubt.

    Also Doctor Octopus going on a murderous rampage instead of just admitting he was wrong is The Mood