Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Fabelmans 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Nov 2022

  If Michelle Williams has a bad wig on you know she’s about to DEVOUR

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  The Snowman 2017

  ★ Watched 25 Oct 2017 5

  me: fassy, please, no more flops I can’t handle it anymore 
  fassy, pulling his whole dick out: Suck

Recent reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 04 Sep 2023

  i’m sad again don’t tell my boyfriend it’s not what he’s made for

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  Jurassic Park 1993

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 24 Aug 2023

  Life will literally find a way you guys

Popular reviews

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  Spider-Man 2 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 06 Jul 2017 1

  Kirsten Dunst when asked her thoughts on the new Spider-Man movies she responded with "I don't care. Everyone likes our Spider-Man. C’mon, am I right or what? We made the best ones, so who cares?"

  That's it that's my review they're the best and puts every other superhero movie to shame without a doubt.

  Also Doctor Octopus going on a murderous rampage instead of just admitting he was wrong is The Mood

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  Some Like It Hot 1959

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Dec 2017 5

  "I'm a man!"
  "Well, nobody's perfect."