Favorite films

  • La La Land
  • Crazy, Stupid, Love.
  • Barbie
  • Drive

Recent activity

  • Barbie


  • Barbie


  • My Big Fat Greek Wedding


  • Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.


Pinned reviews

  • The Fabelmans

    The Fabelmans


    If Michelle Williams has a bad wig on you know she’s about to DEVOUR

  • The Snowman

    The Snowman

    me: fassy, please, no more flops I can’t handle it anymore 
    fassy, pulling his whole dick out: Suck

Recent reviews

  • Barbie



    i’m sad again don’t tell my boyfriend it’s not what he’s made for

  • Jurassic Park

    Jurassic Park


    Life will literally find a way you guys

Popular reviews

  • Spider-Man 2

    Spider-Man 2


    Kirsten Dunst when asked her thoughts on the new Spider-Man movies she responded with "I don't care. Everyone likes our Spider-Man. C’mon, am I right or what? We made the best ones, so who cares?"

    That's it that's my review they're the best and puts every other superhero movie to shame without a doubt.

    Also Doctor Octopus going on a murderous rampage instead of just admitting he was wrong is The Mood

  • Some Like It Hot

    Some Like It Hot


    "I'm a man!"
    "Well, nobody's perfect."