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  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • The Revenant
  • The Witch
  • The Northman

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  • Predators

    ★★★

  • Prey

    ★★★★½

  • Joe Dirt

    ★½

  • Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

    ★★½

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  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★★

    Legally I think I’m only allowed to say that I can’t wait.

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  • Annihilation

    Annihilation

    ★★★★½

    So, SO close to perfection. Some of the visuals were almost too ambitious for me and kind of took me out of the story. Nevertheless, this was an insightful and kinda harrowing look at what it means to be alive, conscious, etc. All the big questions. Whether intentionally or not, this story (and by extension screenplay) owes a great debt to Lovecraft.

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  • Predators

    Predators

    ★★★

    I cannot believe I haven’t seen this yet. Incredibly simple plot, awesome cast, and the same self-aware action movie energy as the original. I’ll get around to watching The Predator eventually but I’ve heard awful things. 

    Predator

  • Prey

    Prey

    ★★★★½

    This went so hard. Let’s redo The Revenant and drop a Predator in that bitch. The dead animals felt a bit excessive but the cinematography, acting, and even the CGI were all very well done. Despite the outrageous backlash I’ve been seeing, this did not feel “woke” at all. If having a female lead makes a movie woke then I guess Nymphomaniac also qualifies lmao.

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    Predator

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  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★★

    “Maybe we’re at war with Norway.” 

    One of the most based movies of all time. The practical effects have more than stood the test of time, the acting is superb, and the screenplay is handled so masterfully that you can’t help but share the team’s paranoia. Lovecraft has never been done more justice on screen. 

    Plot: 5/5
    Visuals: 5/5
    Acting: 5/5
    Total: 5/5

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