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Muppets Haunted Mansion 2021
Pumpkin King Marathon 🎃 👑 (2021)
*8 (of 31)
----------------------------------------------------------My favorite part of Muppets Haunted Mansion is when Gonzo gets sloppy drunk at a Halloween Party, calls Piggy a toxic gaslighting bitch, and tells Kermit that he can't be around him anymore if he isn't going to start sticking up for himself.
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Halloween II 2009
Pumpkin King Marathon 🎃 👑 (2021)
*12 (of 31)
‐------------------------------------------------------------Dimension Films Exec: "Thanks for stopping by Rob, as you know we got big plans for your 𝘏𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 sequel and... - "
Rob Zombie: "Pay me in fog machines or I walk."
Exec: "What...?"
Rob Zombie: {takes a swig of homemade moonshine in milk carton} "You heard me you stupid fuck! Instead of paying me one mill to direct, I want roughly 20,000 fog machines from the nearest party supply…
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Sick 2022
Screenwriter Kevin Williamson is back with Sick; a Covid centered slasher film that has more in common with his previous 1997 hit I Know What What You Did Last Summer than either Scream 1 or 2…particularly in regards to it’s larger whodunnit twist. And thats alright, I like I Know What You Did Last Summer (and it’s twist)…just don’t expect Sick’s “big reveal” to be a rewarding reflection of what was narratively established beforehand…and more what I would consider conceptually…
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I Know What You Did Last Summer 1997
I'm pretty sure the first horror movie I ever saw was I Know What You Did Last Summer on ABC Family. It's either that or Boogeyman from 2005. And with ABC Family in mind, it's worth noting that I don't think said 700-Club incubator had to edit much out of IKWYDLS with just how non-gory it is for a supposed R rated slasher film. Although, even then I still think IKWYDLS is a fine enough gateway to the horror genre;…
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Color Out of Space 2019
Ok. I'm baffled here for a number of reasons. I was recommended this HP Lovecraft adaption in good faith and never in my life have I seen such a laughable mess (understatement) receive so much praise from a majority of outlets. It currently has an 83% on Rotten Tomatoes, and I'm truly astounded and both confused considering you have all the hallmarks of a "unintended" comedy classic here, let alone a "good" movie. If you were to create a schlock…
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The Shining 1980
Why am I even attempting to review this? It's 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨. A monsoon of gore. Ghost furries. Jack Nicholsons eyebrows. An axe. Another axe. Ghost bartender. Everyone loves this fucking movie. If you have not seen it, you're late to a party that's been going on 40 years straight.
