Rylan Repulsive

Los locos kick your ass Los Locos kick your face Los Locos kick your balls into OU-TER SPACE!
- George Orwell

Favorite films

  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer
  • The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover
  • The Lighthouse
  • Gremlins 2: The New Batch

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  • Apur Sansar

    ★★★★½

  • Aparajito

    ★★★★

  • Pather Panchali

    ★★★★★

  • Sick

    ★★★½

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  • Muppets Haunted Mansion

    Muppets Haunted Mansion

    ★★★★

    Pumpkin King Marathon 🎃 👑 (2021)

    *8 (of 31)
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    My favorite part of Muppets Haunted Mansion is when Gonzo gets sloppy drunk at a Halloween Party, calls Piggy a toxic gaslighting bitch, and tells Kermit that he can't be around him anymore if he isn't going to start sticking up for himself.



  • Halloween II

    Halloween II

    ★★½

    Pumpkin King Marathon 🎃 👑 (2021)

    *12 (of 31)
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    Dimension Films Exec: "Thanks for stopping by Rob, as you know we got big plans for your 𝘏𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 sequel and... - "

    Rob Zombie: "Pay me in fog machines or I walk."

    Exec: "What...?"

    Rob Zombie: {takes a swig of homemade moonshine in milk carton} "You heard me you stupid fuck! Instead of paying me one mill to direct, I want roughly 20,000 fog machines from the nearest party supply…

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  • Sick

    Sick

    ★★★½

    Screenwriter Kevin Williamson is back with Sick; a Covid centered slasher film that has more in common with his previous 1997 hit I Know What What You Did Last Summer than either Scream 1 or 2…particularly in regards to it’s larger whodunnit twist. And thats alright, I like I Know What You Did Last Summer (and it’s twist)…just don’t expect Sick’s “big reveal” to be a rewarding reflection of what was narratively established beforehand…and more what I would consider conceptually…

  • I Know What You Did Last Summer

    I Know What You Did Last Summer

    ★★★½

    I'm pretty sure the first horror movie I ever saw was I Know What You Did Last Summer on ABC Family. It's either that or Boogeyman from 2005. And with ABC Family in mind, it's worth noting that I don't think said 700-Club incubator had to edit much out of IKWYDLS with just how non-gory it is for a supposed R rated slasher film. Although, even then I still think IKWYDLS is a fine enough gateway to the horror genre;…

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  • Color Out of Space

    Color Out of Space

    Ok. I'm baffled here for a number of reasons. I was recommended this HP Lovecraft adaption in good faith and never in my life have I seen such a laughable mess (understatement) receive so much praise from a majority of outlets. It currently has an 83% on Rotten Tomatoes, and I'm truly astounded and both confused considering you have all the hallmarks of a "unintended" comedy classic here, let alone a "good" movie. If you were to create a schlock…

  • The Shining

    The Shining

    ★★★★★

    Why am I even attempting to review this? It's 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨. A monsoon of gore. Ghost furries. Jack Nicholsons eyebrows. An axe. Another axe. Ghost bartender. Everyone loves this fucking movie. If you have not seen it, you're late to a party that's been going on 40 years straight.