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  • Tenet

    Tenet

    I’m Thinking of Ending Things made more sense

  • All That Heaven Allows

    All That Heaven Allows

    ★★★★

    On a totally unrelated note, once this movie ended, some Cary Grant movie started autoplaying, and I turned to my mom and said these exact words:

    "You know, if I could be in a threesome love affair with two ghosts, it would be with Cary Grant and John Cassavetes."

    I can only hope Heaven will allow that.

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  • Fifty Shades Freed

    Fifty Shades Freed

    ½

    Honestly guys, I peed my pants from laughing so hard at this piece of crap I kid you not

  • Fifty Shades Darker

    Fifty Shades Darker

    ½

    No. No no no. NO. N.O. FUCKING NO. Not Van Morrison. Don't do it, movie. You have already ruined one of my favorite Ella Fitzgerald songs, and then you brought in the fucking Police (idk how Sting approved this), but do NOT RUIN MOONDANCE TOO. VAN MORRISON IS O F F LIMITS.