My theater cheered when Nicolas Cage came onscreen.
WE ARE SO BACK
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE PUPPET SAID “FUCK” 😂😂😂
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE PUPPET SHOT SILLY STRING OUTTA HIS DICK 😂😂😂
GUYS THIS MOVIE IS DEEP 😳😳😳
DID YOU KNOW THIS MOVIE IS AN ALLEGOERY FOR RACISM?????? 😳😳😳
GUYS I LITERALLY LEGITAMELTY ACTUALLY REALLY DIED OF LAUGHTER WHEN THE PUPPET SAID HE WOULD SUCK MELISSA MCCARTHEY’S DICK 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me: Wow! 2018 has been a pretty great year for horror movies. Between A Quiet Place, Hereditary, and Unfriended 2, we have a pretty diverse choice of good horror movies.
Slender Man (2018): *teleports behind me and hits the motherfucking t-pose* Nothing personal, chief