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  Top Gun: Maverick 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched by Houston Murphy 27 May 2022 1

  I thought the original Top Gun was just fine when I watched it about 24 hours ago, but there were tears rolling down my eyes as the credits rolled on this one. I am sitting in my car right now, still shaking from the adrenaline.

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  Men 2022

  ★★ Watched by Houston Murphy 20 May 2022 1

  A movie for people that think "A24" is a genre of movies.

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  The Happytime Murders 2018

  ★ Watched by Houston Murphy 23 Aug 2018 9

  AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  THE PUPPET SAID “FUCK” 😂😂😂
  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  THE PUPPET SHOT SILLY STRING OUTTA HIS DICK 😂😂😂

  GUYS THIS MOVIE IS DEEP 😳😳😳
  DID YOU KNOW THIS MOVIE IS AN ALLEGOERY FOR RACISM?????? 😳😳😳

  GUYS I LITERALLY LEGITAMELTY ACTUALLY REALLY DIED OF LAUGHTER WHEN THE PUPPET SAID HE WOULD SUCK MELISSA MCCARTHEY’S DICK 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  Slender Man 2018

  ½ Watched by Houston Murphy 09 Aug 2018 12

  Me: Wow! 2018 has been a pretty great year for horror movies. Between A Quiet Place, Hereditary, and Unfriended 2, we have a pretty diverse choice of good horror movies.

  Slender Man (2018): *teleports behind me and hits the motherfucking t-pose* Nothing personal, chief