Favorite films

  • Mulholland Drive
  • Chinatown
  • The Godfather
  • Nights and Weekends

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  • Small Roads

    ★★★★½

  • No Hard Feelings

    ★★★

  • Biosphere

    ★★★★½

  • Mob Land

    ★★★½

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  • Sympathy for the Devil

    Sympathy for the Devil

    ★★★

    My theater cheered when Nicolas Cage came onscreen.

    WE ARE SO BACK

  • Talk to Me

    Talk to Me

    ★★★★

    Holy shit, this was scary. Thank god Australia isn't real.

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  • The Happytime Murders

    The Happytime Murders

    AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    THE PUPPET SAID “FUCK” 😂😂😂
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    THE PUPPET SHOT SILLY STRING OUTTA HIS DICK 😂😂😂

    GUYS THIS MOVIE IS DEEP 😳😳😳
    DID YOU KNOW THIS MOVIE IS AN ALLEGOERY FOR RACISM?????? 😳😳😳

    GUYS I LITERALLY LEGITAMELTY ACTUALLY REALLY DIED OF LAUGHTER WHEN THE PUPPET SAID HE WOULD SUCK MELISSA MCCARTHEY’S DICK 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Slender Man

    Slender Man

    ½

    Me: Wow! 2018 has been a pretty great year for horror movies. Between A Quiet Place, Hereditary, and Unfriended 2, we have a pretty diverse choice of good horror movies.

    Slender Man (2018): *teleports behind me and hits the motherfucking t-pose* Nothing personal, chief