I don't believe in objective film criticism.
Every movie starts with five stars.
My mom was in the hospital for several hours today and I couldn't be there. While I sat and waited for updates, I wanted to watch something quick, dumb, comforting, nostalgic - something that would take my mind off the wait, and the stress, and the uncertainty. Something that would make me feel better.
This movie came out when I was 10 and I probably saw it at least fifteen times in the theater, so it fit the bill perfectly.…