Saige Kristian

Life is weird, short, and confusing. 
Movies make it make sense.

Favorite films

  • The Emperor's New Groove
  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • Uptown Girls
  • No Country for Old Men

Recent activity

  • Princess Cyd

  • Pamela, A Love Story

  • The Miseducation of Cameron Post

  • Creed III

Recent reviews

  • Princess Cyd

    Princess Cyd

    This movie is so bad! I don’t think the director is achieving anything he thinks he is. The acting is forced, there are camera moves that are unwarranted, and the dialogue is shitty. I did not like this one bit. I fear this is what my movies will be like.

  • Pamela, A Love Story

    Pamela, A Love Story

    Being a woman is so fucked.

Popular reviews

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire


    Jesus fuck.

  • Jenny Slate: Stage Fright

    Jenny Slate: Stage Fright


    This and Fleabag is my personality and aspirations in life. Literally, I fucking loved this!! It is a marriage of three of the true loves of my life: movies, stand up comedy, and documentary. I am just in awe. I want to make something similar to this. I love the format, I love how honest she is, I love her stand up style. I can do this. I will do this. Thank you Jenny and Gillian!