Jared Bird

Jared / 19 / SG / LOTR Fanboy.
The Spice must flow!

Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
  • Logan
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • Alien

Recent activity

  • Leave No Trace


  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince


  • Last Night in Soho


  • Ghostbusters: Afterlife


Recent reviews

  • Leave No Trace

    Leave No Trace


    Fantastic. slow but mesmerising the entire runtime throughout with two absolutely incredible performances (thomasin, you’re the best around) and just all around incredibly poignant. a comfy but quietly devastating movie. watched on a whim and definitely want to try do that more.

  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

    Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince


    ah, snape and dumbledore.
    two of my favorite characters - that so so many people hate.
    i won’t get into it here but i find both of them truly excellently written and love both dearly. 
    this movie means a lot to me.
    so, yeah.

Popular reviews

  • Joker



    Holy fucking shit.
    And I mean that. 
    This shit is gonna be a fucking cinema classic, Mark my words.It’s a masterful exploration of humanity and the deepest, darkest places a person can reach. Phoenix chews up every scene, giving a performance that’s both Oscar worthy and will create a legacy.
    This film is important. It’s bold, and further takes superhero films to new places.

  • Hellboy


    Literally every individual element of this movie is awful. And together they make a flaming mess of a movie. Every aspect of this was awful. I can’t believe I’m only 4 months into the year and I’ve already seen one of my favorite books (Pet Sematary) and one of my favorite Comic Books (Hellboy) butchered.
    Leave Abe Sapien alone.
    Never make a sequel to this.
    Give us Hellboy 3.