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  • Ocean's Thirteen

    Ocean's Thirteen

    "“You don’t run the same gag twice, you do the next gag.”

    Brad Pitt and George Clooney, gay dads to Damon and the whole dorky gang (with support from Grandpa Elliot n Carl).

    An absolute blast, doesn't have the tension of 11 and 12, but lmao its so funny. Absolutely stupid but so much joy. Pitt and Clooney watching Oprah! God.

  • Shanghai Blues

    Shanghai Blues

    I fucking love you Tsui Hark.

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  • The Seventh Annual 'On Cinema' Oscar Special

    The Seventh Annual 'On Cinema' Oscar Special

    A masterpiece. Descends into the most terrifying spaces eclipsing even the Our Cinema Oscar Special. May God have mercy on their souls.

  • The Immigrant

    The Immigrant

    Chaplin is so fucking funny and charming. Just astounding honestly, when watching him with a group he just jumps off of the screen. 

    Every critique I have towards Chaplin feels futile in his pure image. Idk man.